Friday, June 3, 2011

walk the plank

We are in bed, talking about my CV.

".. Lusty girl, likes to be put across her boyfriend's knee and paddled with a barbecue plank" he rattles off casually.

"Ssh" I say "that's our little secret."

3 comments:

Ceeej said...

Ahh, my local NT property sells these, made from felled trees but they're rather more rough and ready.

I'm fairly sure they didn't have that use in mind either.

Shane said...

I shan't now be able to hear or use the term 'paddling' without being reminded of this.

You should feel very pleased with yourself - cat, cream, and all that.

Carnalis said...

ceeej - perhaps you might suggest it as a marketing vision, next time you visit.

Shane - not a bad reason to be remembered for, i am delighted :) (hello, btw)