He held my face with one hand while we kissed, lying as a skein of limbs and partily-discarded clothes across the broad bed, his other arm cradling the back of my head, fingers lazy on my throat. I understand there was no deliberate intent on his part but i could feel myself heating at the earnestly-imaginied constriction. I want to tell him how i would enjoy his heavy-handed grip, how i find myself staring, lost, at the silent promise of his muscular arms.
He told me a dirty joke today, the silly one about the russian sailor and the shaven prostitute. It ends with the words ".. knit or fuck". In 6 months it is the first time i have heard him say the word fuck; i am utterly thrilled. I throw my arms around his neck and made him promise he would tell me the joke again, next time we are in bed.
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I can't but help feel that your man is holding back - perhaps for fear of offending or shocking you? Heaven knows what rich seam you might mine in time ;) Glad to hear you have a good weekend.
Hey, what was the joke? I've not heard it before and I've tried re-creating it from the punchline, but it isn't working!
AAE - i did, thank you. There are some places we won't go, but perhaps something might emerge.
The Dotterel - imagine a rough russian accent ..
A Russian Sailor arrives in Portsmouth for the first time away from home. He hooks up with a whore in a pub, agrees a price and goes back to her place. She takes off her blouse and reveals her smooth underarms, to his huge disappointment.
"Where is wool?" he demands.
The whore explains the english habit of shaving underarm and removes her knickers. Once again he demands "Where is wool??" and complains bitterly, demanding his money back.
The whore is indignant and asks: are you here to knit or fuck?
it is funnier with suitable gestures and voices.
Blush, faint... Such a rude joke from a fair maiden...
Well I hadn't heard it before. That said, I'm not sitting here laughing uproariously. Perhaps you had to be there...?
M in Devon
S and I discovered only recently the thrilling benefits of her laughing uncontrollably whilst still astride (and impaled upon) me
mmmm - a combined years of sexual experience approaching 90 and still there are discoveries to make. What other hobby offers that?
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