twittrivia

My week in random little snippets: i seem to be obsessed with food, and little bits of sex.

• ♪ give me some candy ♪ please ♬
• He demonstrated the position first. "Have you got that?" he asks, then adds, warning: "I'll be watching"
• saturday night cuddles with two wriggly, farty, excitable boys. My living, breathing hot water bottles with leaky valves.
• consequently, have resolved to be naked as often as possible to preserve clean clothes. Save resources: blog nekkid.
• needs to do an hour a day of laundry: sorting, loading, pegging out, fluffing, folding and light ironing. This is poor use of my time.
• my sex blog is already a pale and shadowy form of its former lascivious self @helga_hansen with sex romps replaced by sticky muffins *sigh*
• has a crush on Gino D'Acampo. found his alternative (italian) recipe for Rocky Road with additional amaretto liqueur and pistachio
• suspects some serious sexual repression - i keep cracking cherry stones with my teeth
• the *first* best thing i could have done .. has to remain a secret between him, me and our considerable imagination.
• my first break away from sick child in 72 hours spent alone in a pool, swimming hard: the second best thing i could have done
• @MadelineGlass tweezering is exactly how i get my endorphin fix. In times of drought i am impeccably smooth.
• has returned from rendezvous with children's crack supplier. Plentiful supplies of sugar, Pixar and Dreamworks for the weekend.
• has gone to bed rather than cry from the effort of having to stay upright any longer
• my lover's metal cock ring to wear .. want! http://filthygorgeousfix.co...
• children are play cooking. This involves yelling 'service' often and 'cleaning the station'. Masterchef has much to answer for.
• feels grubby, but the smell of fudge brownies firming in the oven quickly dispels all sentiment.
• '..and keep that smile on your face while you do it"
• "You will be feeling this for several days to come", he grins.
• the boy from today's mff has been asleep for an hour already, without his supper - the girls have ridden him into the ground.
• every time i turn around the mff has disappeared back into the bedroom.
• fireman sam to the rescue.
• girls want to play 'mummies & daddies'. boy wants girls out of his bed.
• water play
• mff is progressing well. roles have been allocated, and rules discussed. small crisis over lack of batteries for favourite toys.
• has arranged a threesome play date for this afternoon. It is so easy when they are all only 4 years old.
• is there a storm coming this way? the clouds are beyond sullen and the air smells metallic, my legs are restless.
• "lay down" he said, so i did.
• is a sticky treat
• welcomes the moon into her bed
• it is a perfect time for affagato
• grated cheddar cheese & carrot, with fresh ground pepper #myfavouritesandwichfilling
• every window and door flung open and tents in the garden to make puddles of shade.