Monday, February 23, 2009

Lent

I am giving up dating.

I have had a succession of so-far-from-the-mark Proper dates that i have lost faith in my own judgement and the veracity of Doms.

I am metaphorically putting myself on the Time Out step with a few good books to read, and one of these.












Improper dates, of course, are very welcome.

17 comments:

Ponita said...

I hear ya, honey. Am doing exactly the same thing, with a slightly different toy.

It sucks...

Oh no... not the toy! The not dating thing. ;-)

Southern Sage said...

I feel certain I would fall into the category of improper.

Mike said...

The time out will do you good

Freddy said...

right up to the line below the photo I could feel the slough of despair falling over me...

there's hope yet then?

Freddy said...

by the way

what exactly is that in the picture?

Carnalis said...

ponita - what's your favourite toy?

sage - yes, you would .. feel free to fall my way

mike - it can only get better

freddy - it is a g-spot vibrator :)

darling .. as long as you are not seeking a '24/7 meek, sweet and gamine subby to mould to my every whim, giving up all rights to thought and deed blah blah degrade and humiliate blah piffle blah

MJ said...

Take us on a photographic tour of your toy drawer.

Freddy said...

I know what it does! But where did it come from? It looks fabulous.

and what on earth would I do with a 'meek, sweet and gamine subby'?

Ponita said...

At the moment, this is my favourite.

Can put it on slow mo for a long, leisurely time, or rev it up when I want things more intense. :)

Carnalis said...

MJ - hmmm .. the equivalent of "what's in the bag?"

Freddy - a lelo gigi .. isn't she beauuutiful. I think 'she' is right, rather an 'he' .. whereas Ponita's baby is defo a 'he'.

woooo that is one serious beast you have there, Ponita. I bet your headboard rattles.

Carnalis said...

Freddy - re: servile subby ... exactly! .. but that is what they want, apparently .. and it ain't me.

Ponita said...

That ain't all that rattles, darlin'!

Carnalis said...

Ponita - i didn't like to say it, but surely your teeth rattle in your head with that *stallion* between your legs! i am mightily impressed, and wondering if i made a mistake buying a 'mid-range' vibe. I need more gusto.

An Artist Exposed said...

Improper sounds much more fun... or just bring your notebook and have a coffee...

...and that is a very sleek looking toy. It would look great on my Art Deco sideboard ;-)

Ponita said...

Carnalis, the nice thing about mine is it can be very low key or a wild time. Adjustable settings. Check out the link and its features.... more than just a vibe. ;-)

Riff Dog said...

Oh, I'd love to do a few improper things with you.

having my cake said...

It's one of my favourite toys :)